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One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by...

My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by...

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.

In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

No period of my life has been one of such unmixed happiness as the four...

No period of my life has been one of such unmixed happiness as the four...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...

You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

I was working all the time I was in college. I was working so much...

I was working all the time I was in college. I was working so much...

College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.

College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.

Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician.

Hunger is not only the best cook, but also the best physician.

Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins...

Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins...

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and...

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and...