If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
I could never learn what Im learning at college. They dont teach it there, because...
If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...
If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.
We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...
Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'
Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on...
That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are...
Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.
College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.
I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my...
I was working all the time I was in college. I was working so much...
Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...
'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!
When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...
On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...
Reservations and cloth napkins are really minor pinnacles in the high sierra of the New...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Hey Max...ITS THE LEANING TOWER OF CHEESE-AH!!!