'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't have an eraser.' 'That was deep man...'
When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and...
We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...
Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...
Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...
How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning...
Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.
College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.
I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the...
Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.
I had one of my good friends kicked out of college for domestic violence. He...
You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move...
You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
'Can I copy your homework?' 'Yeah, but the answers are probably...' 'I don't care, Thanks!'
Pretending to concentrate in class so that the teacher won't ask you questions.
Dear 'cool people', they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.