I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the P.M.

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Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...

That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are...

That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are...

When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and...

When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and...

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...

Without some type of college education, how do people expect to succeed in life? Its...

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by...

My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by...

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social...

I enjoyed high school and college, and I think I learned a lot, but that...

I enjoyed high school and college, and I think I learned a lot, but that...

How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning...

How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning...

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

A lot of it is the friendships made over the years...We've become friends. We've become...

A lot of it is the friendships made over the years...We've become friends. We've become...

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of...

The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of...