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If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...

You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and...

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and...

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

A lot of it is the friendships made over the years...We've become friends. We've become...

A lot of it is the friendships made over the years...We've become friends. We've become...

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

The only other time I've been away from home was when I went to college....

The only other time I've been away from home was when I went to college....

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.

When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are...

That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are...

I was working all the time I was in college. I was working so much...

I was working all the time I was in college. I was working so much...

A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to...

Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to...

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

When a hot person sits behind you in class and you feel self-conscious every time...

When a hot person sits behind you in class and you feel self-conscious every time...

That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are...

That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are...