College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
Being Drunk Quotes
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure...
I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...
Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.
Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.
Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's...
Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...
Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.
Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.
'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...
You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...
On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...
'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!
Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on...
Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...
A lot of it is the friendships made over the years...We've become friends. We've become...
A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.