College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

Topics: Being Drunk Quotes, College Quotes

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.

Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.

Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's...

Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's...

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure...

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure...

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and...

I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and...

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

Most things I worry about never happen anyway.

I could never learn what Im learning at college. They dont teach it there, because...

I could never learn what Im learning at college. They dont teach it there, because...

Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to...

Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to...

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back...

Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...

Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go...

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices,...