Quotes by Wilson Mizner

Art is science made clear.

#Art

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

#Women

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

#Hollywood

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

#Husbands, #Men And Women

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...

#Hollywood

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

#Hollywood

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...

#Movies

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is...

#Anger

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

#Advice

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

#Judgement

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it

#Hate

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...

#Wilson Mizner