The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner Quotes
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
You sparkle with larceny.
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...
Failure has gone to his head.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
God help those who do not help themselves.