The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Wilson Mizner Quotes
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
You sparkle with larceny.
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...
Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with...
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...
A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her...