The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Best Friend Quotes
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it
The first hundred years are the hardest.
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever...
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
You sparkle with larceny.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...
I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...