The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Best Friend Quotes
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...
The first hundred years are the hardest.
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in...
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.