The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Best Friend Quotes
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is...
Art is science made clear.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
Failure has gone to his head.
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.