The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Best Friend Quotes
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is...
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...
You sparkle with larceny.
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
Some folks like to get away Take a holiday from the neighborhood Hop a flight...
Hollywood held this double lure for me, tremendous sums of money for work that required...