Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

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A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

Failure has gone to his head.

Failure has gone to his head.

You sparkle with larceny.

You sparkle with larceny.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he...

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages....

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it

Art is science made clear.

Art is science made clear.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in...

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

If I have to, I can do anything. I am strong, I am invincible, I...

If I have to, I can do anything. I am strong, I am invincible, I...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...