A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

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A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

If you count all your assets you always show a profit.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong

The first hundred years are the hardest.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

God help those who do not help themselves.

God help those who do not help themselves.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

You sparkle with larceny.

You sparkle with larceny.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.