I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
Quote by Wilson Mizner
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner...
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
God help those who do not help themselves.
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way...
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people...
I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the...
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set,...