I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

Quote by Wilson Mizner

Topics: Judgement Quotes

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

You sparkle with larceny.

You sparkle with larceny.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind...

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to...

God help those who do not help themselves.

God help those who do not help themselves.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is...

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is...

When all's said and done, all roads lead to the same end. So it's not...

When all's said and done, all roads lead to the same end. So it's not...

Whatever you are, be a good one.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have...

If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have...

If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I...

If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I...

I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success...

I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success...