Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Will Rogers Quotes

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...