Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is the art of the next best.

Politics is the art of the next best.

I'm not an old, experienced hand at politics. But I am now seasoned enough to...

I'm not an old, experienced hand at politics. But I am now seasoned enough to...