Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

It's choice--not chance--that determines your destiny.

It's choice--not chance--that determines your destiny.

There's a good chance you don't like me, but a even better chance I don't...

There's a good chance you don't like me, but a even better chance I don't...