Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...
Never miss a chance to shut up
Politics is applesauce.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...
Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...