Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them...

I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them...

I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of...

I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of...