Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...
If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...
All I know is what I read in the papers
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...