I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Quote by Joe E Lewis

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Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

I drink to forget I drink.

I drink to forget I drink.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got...

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next...

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next...

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...