I always wake up at the crack of ice.

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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my...

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty,...

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

I drink to forget I drink.

I drink to forget I drink.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next...

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a...

We can afford almost any mistake once.

We can afford almost any mistake once.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you've got money.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to...

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock.

I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock.

I know nothing about racing and any money I put on a horse is a...

I know nothing about racing and any money I put on a horse is a...

There are people who have money and people who are rich.

There are people who have money and people who are rich.