“When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'Topics: Quotes about Clever Facebook Status, Quotes about Facebook, Quotes about Facebook Status, Quotes about Funny Facebook Status, Quotes about Witty Facebook StatusShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny Facebook Status
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies...#Clever Facebook Status, #Silly
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Funny
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'#Complicated Relationship, #Facebook, #Facebook Status
I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...#Facebook, #Funny, #Funny Facebook Status
