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That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they...

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago...

That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago...

Don't be posting nothing up on my wall, stay off my Facebook. And don't be...

Don't be posting nothing up on my wall, stay off my Facebook. And don't be...

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of...

The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of...

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...

Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they...

Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they...

If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your...

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look...

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...