My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.

Topics: Girlfriend Humor Quotes, Witty Facebook Status Quotes

Your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the makeup!

Your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the makeup!

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...