The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

Quote by Will Rogers

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If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...