The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: God Quotes, Politics Quotes

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that...

People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it; to...

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it; to...

Pain is less subject than pleasure to careless expression.

Pain is less subject than pleasure to careless expression.

Whoever is spared personal pain must feel himself called to help in diminishing the pain...

Whoever is spared personal pain must feel himself called to help in diminishing the pain...