The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
Quote by Will Rogers
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...
If you want something said, ask a man...if you want something done, ask a woman.
Woman reduces us all to a common denomination