I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

Quote by Will Rogers

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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're...

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're...