I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

Quote by Will Rogers

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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.