I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

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You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Never give anyone the advice to buy or sell shares, because the most benevolent price...

Never give anyone the advice to buy or sell shares, because the most benevolent price...

We were young, but we had good advice and good ideas and lots of enthusiasm.

We were young, but we had good advice and good ideas and lots of enthusiasm.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about...