Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

Topics: Funny Quotes

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were...

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were...

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who...

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who...

It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.

It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.

Every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it.

Every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

We need men who can dream of things that never were, and ask why not.

We need men who can dream of things that never were, and ask why not.

My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is...

My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is...

The art of government is the organization of idolatry

The art of government is the organization of idolatry

There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.

There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.

If any religion had the chance of ruling over England, nay Europe within the next...

If any religion had the chance of ruling over England, nay Europe within the next...

To withhold deserved praise lest it should make its object conceited is as dishonest as...

To withhold deserved praise lest it should make its object conceited is as dishonest as...

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only comfortable

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only comfortable

The minority is sometimes right; the majority always wrong.

The minority is sometimes right; the majority always wrong.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

I'm not a teacher: only a fellow-traveller of whom you asked the way. I pointed...

I'm not a teacher: only a fellow-traveller of whom you asked the way. I pointed...

I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work...

I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work...

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity: no really self-respecting...

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity: no really self-respecting...

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.

Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are...

Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are...