Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

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You'll get more out of me and a machine than you will out of twenty...

You'll get more out of me and a machine than you will out of twenty...

Where there is no religion, hypocrisy becomes good taste

Where there is no religion, hypocrisy becomes good taste

Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn't...

Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn't...

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life...

Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life...

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.

Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.

He who has never hoped can never despair

He who has never hoped can never despair

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble...

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble...

Property is organized robbery.

Property is organized robbery.

All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry....

All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry....

The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.

The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political...

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political...

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

Folly is the direct pursuit of happiness and beauty

Folly is the direct pursuit of happiness and beauty

Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it.

Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it.

The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking...

The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking...

In a battle all you need to make you fight is a little hot blood...

In a battle all you need to make you fight is a little hot blood...

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.