Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

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Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination.

Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life...

Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life...

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

The apparent multiplication of gods is bewildering at the first glance, but you soon discover...

The apparent multiplication of gods is bewildering at the first glance, but you soon discover...

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got...

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got...

Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage...

Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage...

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Most people do not pray; they only beg.

Most people do not pray; they only beg.

Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes...

Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes...

Government is not every body's job. It is a highly skilled vocation.

Government is not every body's job. It is a highly skilled vocation.

Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.

Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal...

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal...

The art of government is the organization of idolatry.

The art of government is the organization of idolatry.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.

What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge...

What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge...

The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking...

The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking...