Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

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If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself...

If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself...

Folly is the direct pursuit of happiness and beauty

Folly is the direct pursuit of happiness and beauty

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else

If only for a half hour a day, a child should do something serviceable to...

If only for a half hour a day, a child should do something serviceable to...

We must always think about things, and we must think about things as they are,...

We must always think about things, and we must think about things as they are,...

Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.

Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.

Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which...

Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which...

If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.

If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.

In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured,...

In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured,...

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never...

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never...

Woman's dearest delight is to wound Man's self-conceit, though Man's dearest delight is to gratify...

Woman's dearest delight is to wound Man's self-conceit, though Man's dearest delight is to gratify...

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides,...

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides,...

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

My reputation grows with every failure.

My reputation grows with every failure.

Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.

Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.

An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood;...

An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood;...

Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the...

Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the...