In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell
Quote by Will Rogers
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.