In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell

Quote by Will Rogers

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I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...