In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell

Quote by Will Rogers

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The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

Youth has no age.

Youth has no age.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...