Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not...

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not...

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of...

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of...

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any...

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife....

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife....

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999...

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts...

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts...