Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him...

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

There is no such thing as a worthless conversation, provided you know what to listen...

There is no such thing as a worthless conversation, provided you know what to listen...

Having those weird conversations with your best friends and thinking if anyone heard us right...

Having those weird conversations with your best friends and thinking if anyone heard us right...