Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want...

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure...

You're only as good as your last haircut.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you...