Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soy beans

Quote by Fran Lebowitz

Topics: People Quotes

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it...

Nothing succeeds like address.

Nothing succeeds like address.

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded...

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when...

You're only as good as your last haircut.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about...

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another

I should be pleased to meet man in the woods. I wish he were to...

I should be pleased to meet man in the woods. I wish he were to...