Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soy beans
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts...
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is...
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...
Nothing succeeds like address.
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make...
You're only as good as your last haircut.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you...
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on...