Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soy beans
Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...
Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it...
Polite conversation is rarely either.
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is...
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...
There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...
Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.
Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and...