My husband and I have never considered divorce...murder sometimes, but never divorce.

Quote by Joyce Brothers

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There is such a thing as bad publicity.

There is such a thing as bad publicity.

If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he...

If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he...

Being taken for granted can be a compliment. It means that you've become a comfortable,...

Being taken for granted can be a compliment. It means that you've become a comfortable,...

When you look at your life, the greatest happinesses are family happinesses.

When you look at your life, the greatest happinesses are family happinesses.

The world at large does not judge us by who we are and what we...

The world at large does not judge us by who we are and what we...

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

Trust your hunches. They're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level.

Trust your hunches. They're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level.

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes...

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes...

As a celebrity, you get a certain number of free passes. You're actually in a...

As a celebrity, you get a certain number of free passes. You're actually in a...

For men to be virgins, we think it's negative. We think that there's something wrong...

For men to be virgins, we think it's negative. We think that there's something wrong...

The best proof of love is trust

The best proof of love is trust

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

The person interested in success has to learn to view failure as a healthy, inevitable...

The person interested in success has to learn to view failure as a healthy, inevitable...

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a...

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a...

Virginity is such a personal thing. You can't judge anyone on it. A lot of...

Virginity is such a personal thing. You can't judge anyone on it. A lot of...

Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can and surely...

Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can and surely...