With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

Quote by Pete Rose

Topics: Baseball Quotes, Funny Quotes

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I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's...

Somebody's gotta win and somebody's gotta lose and I believe in letting the other guy...

Somebody's gotta win and somebody's gotta lose and I believe in letting the other guy...

I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's...

I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's...

With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

Never bet on baseball.

Never bet on baseball.

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The manager of a team is like a stagecoach, he can't move unless he has...

I was born on the day Lincoln was shot and the Titanic sank.

I was born on the day Lincoln was shot and the Titanic sank.

I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and four-thousand hits.

I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and four-thousand hits.

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

See the ball; hit the ball.

See the ball; hit the ball.

When you play this game twenty years, go to bat ten-thousand times, and get three-thousand...

When you play this game twenty years, go to bat ten-thousand times, and get three-thousand...

When I get the record, all it will make me is the player with the...

When I get the record, all it will make me is the player with the...

Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal.

Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal.

When you play this game twenty years, go to bat ten-thousand times, and get three-thousand...

When you play this game twenty years, go to bat ten-thousand times, and get three-thousand...

Some players you pat their butts, some players you kick their butts, some players you...

Some players you pat their butts, some players you kick their butts, some players you...

Sliding headfirst is the safest way to get to the next base, I think, and...

Sliding headfirst is the safest way to get to the next base, I think, and...

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer,...

I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer,...

Tom Cruise only makes one or two film appearances a year. A baseball player can...

Tom Cruise only makes one or two film appearances a year. A baseball player can...

There has never been a time when you and I have not existed, nor will...

There has never been a time when you and I have not existed, nor will...