With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

Quote by Pete Rose

Topics: Baseball Quotes, Funny Quotes

The manager of a team is like a stagecoach, he can't move unless he has...

The manager of a team is like a stagecoach, he can't move unless he has...

Some players you pat their butts, some players you kick their butts, some players you...

Some players you pat their butts, some players you kick their butts, some players you...

The manager of a team is like a stagecoach, he can't move unless he has...

The manager of a team is like a stagecoach, he can't move unless he has...

My father taught me that the only way you can make good at anything is...

My father taught me that the only way you can make good at anything is...

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

See the ball; hit the ball.

See the ball; hit the ball.

I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's...

I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's...

I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and four-thousand hits.

I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and four-thousand hits.

The greatest competitor was Bob Gibson. He worked so fast out there and he always...

The greatest competitor was Bob Gibson. He worked so fast out there and he always...

With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

When you play this game twenty years, go to bat ten-thousand times, and get three-thousand...

When you play this game twenty years, go to bat ten-thousand times, and get three-thousand...

Sliding headfirst is the safest way to get to the next base, I think, and...

Sliding headfirst is the safest way to get to the next base, I think, and...

The team that wins two-thirds of its one run games usually wins the pennant.

The team that wins two-thirds of its one run games usually wins the pennant.

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I...

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I...

Never bet on baseball.

Never bet on baseball.

I was born on the day Lincoln was shot and the Titanic sank.

I was born on the day Lincoln was shot and the Titanic sank.

When you play this game twenty years, go to bat ten-thousand times, and get three-thousand...

When you play this game twenty years, go to bat ten-thousand times, and get three-thousand...

There is nothing more gorgeous than being in a room with a play or watching...

There is nothing more gorgeous than being in a room with a play or watching...

Certainly we're not satisfied with just winning games. We've been playing some pretty good hockey,...

Certainly we're not satisfied with just winning games. We've been playing some pretty good hockey,...

No, even my players aren't players.

No, even my players aren't players.