Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.

Quote by Christopher Isherwood

Topics: Funny Quotes, Life In General Quotes

I am a camera with its shutter open, quite passive, recording, not thinking.

I am a camera with its shutter open, quite passive, recording, not thinking.

One should never write down or up to people, but out of yourself.

One should never write down or up to people, but out of yourself.

I'll bet Shakespeare compromised himself a lot; anybody who's in the entertainment industry does to...

I'll bet Shakespeare compromised himself a lot; anybody who's in the entertainment industry does to...

What irritates me is the bland way people go around saying, 'Oh, our attitude has...

What irritates me is the bland way people go around saying, 'Oh, our attitude has...

Luck is a very good word if you put a P before it

Luck is a very good word if you put a P before it

It seems to me that the real clue to your sex-orientation lies in your romantic...

It seems to me that the real clue to your sex-orientation lies in your romantic...

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and...

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and...

It seems to me that the real clue to your sex-orientation lies in your romantic...

It seems to me that the real clue to your sex-orientation lies in your romantic...

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and...

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and...

California is a tragic country - like Palestine, like every Promised Land.

California is a tragic country - like Palestine, like every Promised Land.

There sit the sainted sage, the bard divine, The few, whom genius gave to shine...

There sit the sainted sage, the bard divine, The few, whom genius gave to shine...

Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous...

Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous...

Swing hard in case you hit it.

Swing hard in case you hit it.

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the...

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the...

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and youre getting your ass...

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and youre getting your ass...

A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to...

A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to...

I am about to go Tebow on my Monday.

I am about to go Tebow on my Monday.

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.