This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

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I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.