I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.
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Rob Corddry Quotes
I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...
Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...
I don't feel like I even need to contribute.
I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.
It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
I just want to do cool stuff.
I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...
Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
The head writer loves that my character is a boor.
I want to manufacture a feud.
You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...
Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.
I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...