I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

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I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.