I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

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I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...