I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

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Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.