I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

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I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...