It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

Quote by Rob Corddry

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You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.