It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

Quote by Rob Corddry

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I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.