It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

Quote by Rob Corddry

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Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...