It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

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Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.