It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

Quote by Rob Corddry

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I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...