The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

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Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.