I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

Quote by Rob Corddry

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Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.