I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

Quote by Rob Corddry

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I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.