I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

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I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.