I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

Quote by Rob Corddry

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The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.