Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

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The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.