Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

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I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...