Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

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Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.