Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

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Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.