Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

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People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.