I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

Quote by Rob Corddry

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Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.