I want to manufacture a feud.

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If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.