The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Quote by Marty Feldman

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Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient...

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient...

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Money can't buy poverty.

Money can't buy poverty.

If GE's strategy of investment in China is wrong, it represents a loss of a...

If GE's strategy of investment in China is wrong, it represents a loss of a...

Money is economic power.

Money is economic power.

When reason rules, money is a blessing.

When reason rules, money is a blessing.

If all the rich men in the world divided up their money amongst themselves, there...

If all the rich men in the world divided up their money amongst themselves, there...

No man should be in public office who can't make more money in private life.

No man should be in public office who can't make more money in private life.

Money is time. With money I buy for cheerful use the hours which otherwise would...

Money is time. With money I buy for cheerful use the hours which otherwise would...

Money is the best bait to fish for man with

Money is the best bait to fish for man with

I must say that I do wrestle with the amount of money I make, but...

I must say that I do wrestle with the amount of money I make, but...

I thought using the Ayatollah's money to support the Nicaraguan resistance was a neat idea.

I thought using the Ayatollah's money to support the Nicaraguan resistance was a neat idea.

Money is a handmaiden if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress if thou...

Money is a handmaiden if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress if thou...

If you got the money honey I got the time and when you run out...

If you got the money honey I got the time and when you run out...

It is a wise man who lives with money in the bank, it is a...

It is a wise man who lives with money in the bank, it is a...

To him, money was like the toy bank notes in Monopoly: he wanted it, not...

To him, money was like the toy bank notes in Monopoly: he wanted it, not...

Common sense always speaks too late. Common sense is the guy who tells you ought...

Common sense always speaks too late. Common sense is the guy who tells you ought...

Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust

Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust

The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money.

The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money.