Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all…

Quote by Marty Feldman

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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

Money can't buy poverty.

Money can't buy poverty.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and...

The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on...

The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on...

Life on the planet is born of woman.

Life on the planet is born of woman.

Whatever evil a man may think of women, there is no woman but thinks more.

Whatever evil a man may think of women, there is no woman but thinks more.

A woman should be home with the children, building that home and making sure there's...

A woman should be home with the children, building that home and making sure there's...

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief...

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief...

I pity the man who wants a coat so cheap that the man or woman...

I pity the man who wants a coat so cheap that the man or woman...

Women are cursed and men are the proof.

Women are cursed and men are the proof.

I think a woman gets more if she acts feminine.

I think a woman gets more if she acts feminine.

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are...

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are...

Black women have always been these vixens, these animalistic erotic women. Why can't we just...

Black women have always been these vixens, these animalistic erotic women. Why can't we just...

Love of country is like love of woman - he loves her best who seeks...

Love of country is like love of woman - he loves her best who seeks...

A woman is like a horse: He who can drive her is her master.

A woman is like a horse: He who can drive her is her master.

When a woman isn't beautiful, people always say, 'You have lovely eyes, you have lovely...

When a woman isn't beautiful, people always say, 'You have lovely eyes, you have lovely...

I was brought up among the sort of self-important women who had a husband as...

I was brought up among the sort of self-important women who had a husband as...