Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Quote by Marty Feldman

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Money can't buy poverty.

Money can't buy poverty.

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient...

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient...

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of...

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of...

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

In middle age we are apt to reach the horrifying conclusion that all sorrow, all...

In middle age we are apt to reach the horrifying conclusion that all sorrow, all...

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

I wish women were like hockey...Only twenty minute periods.

I wish women were like hockey...Only twenty minute periods.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

At your age The hey-day in the blood is tame, it's humble.

At your age The hey-day in the blood is tame, it's humble.

My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.

My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.

The facts of life are that a child who has seen war cannot be compared...

The facts of life are that a child who has seen war cannot be compared...