Money can't buy poverty.

Quote by Marty Feldman

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Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient...

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient...

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe...

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe...

Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks, shall win my love.

Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks, shall win my love.

I was in a queer mood, thinking myself very old: but now I am a...

I was in a queer mood, thinking myself very old: but now I am a...

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

Women must try to do things as men have tried. When they fail their failure...

Women must try to do things as men have tried. When they fail their failure...

Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work ... a woman is...

Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work ... a woman is...

She has brown hair, and speaks small like a woman.

She has brown hair, and speaks small like a woman.

There are three things I have always loved, and never understood - painting, music, women.

There are three things I have always loved, and never understood - painting, music, women.

Adam laid himself down in Paradise to sleep While from him was taken a wife...

Adam laid himself down in Paradise to sleep While from him was taken a wife...

Most women are one man away from welfare.

Most women are one man away from welfare.

Young women especially have something invested in being nice people, and it's only when you...

Young women especially have something invested in being nice people, and it's only when you...

There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.

There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.

Women make up only 25 percent of the science, engineering and technology workforce... We are...

Women make up only 25 percent of the science, engineering and technology workforce... We are...

A woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her...

A woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her...

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel.

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel.