Money can't buy poverty.
Quote by Marty Feldman
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient...
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...
I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.
Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?
Reach for the sky!
I dread no more the first white in my hair, Or even age itself, the...
It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if...
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age.
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety. Other women cloy the appetites...
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be...
Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
In childhood be modest, in youth temperate, in adulthood just, and in old age prudent.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Patience makes a women beautiful in middle age.
Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...
The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime.
Modern politics today requires a mastery of television. I've never really warmed up to television...