Quotes by Marty Feldman

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

#Funny, #Wisdom

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

#Funny, #Television

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient...

#Women

Money can't buy poverty.

#Money

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

#Marty Feldman