Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Quote by Sophia Loren

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sex Quotes

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the...

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the...

The first woman was created from the rib of a man. She was not made...

The first woman was created from the rib of a man. She was not made...

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother...

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother...

I think the quality of sexiness comes from within. It is something that is in...

I think the quality of sexiness comes from within. It is something that is in...

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

The facts of life are that a child who has seen war cannot be compared...

The facts of life are that a child who has seen war cannot be compared...

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother...

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother...

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...

Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not...

Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not...

You have to be born a sex symbol. You don't become one. If you're born...

You have to be born a sex symbol. You don't become one. If you're born...

I've never tried to block out the memories of the past, even though some are...

I've never tried to block out the memories of the past, even though some are...

It is a great advantage for a system of philosophy to be substantially true.

It is a great advantage for a system of philosophy to be substantially true.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to....

Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to....

After all these years, I am still involved in the process of self-discovery. It's better...

After all these years, I am still involved in the process of self-discovery. It's better...

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.

The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle than the courage of a...

The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle than the courage of a...

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which...

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which...

The sooner you make your first five thousand mistakes the sooner you will be able...

The sooner you make your first five thousand mistakes the sooner you will be able...