Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Quote by Sophia Loren

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sex Quotes

After all these years, I am still involved in the process of self-discovery. It's better...

After all these years, I am still involved in the process of self-discovery. It's better...

I've never tried to block out the memories of the past, even though some are...

I've never tried to block out the memories of the past, even though some are...

The first woman was created from the rib of a man. She was not made...

The first woman was created from the rib of a man. She was not made...

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not...

Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not...

There is a fountain of youth: It is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...

There is a fountain of youth: It is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...

Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. That is why some...

Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. That is why some...

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs....

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs....

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the...

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the...

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother...

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother...

The two big advantages I had at birth were to have been born wise and...

The two big advantages I had at birth were to have been born wise and...

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother...

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother...

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother...

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother...

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother...

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother...

Mothers are all slightly insane.

Mothers are all slightly insane.

Okay, using the dreaded middle name is not the best way to forge a bond.

Okay, using the dreaded middle name is not the best way to forge a bond.

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School...

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School...