I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
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Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.
The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...
This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.
I have to stay true to myself.
Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...
I get all of my comedy from CNN.
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
I want to manufacture a feud.
I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...
I don't feel like I even need to contribute.
It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...
Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...