If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

Quote by Rob Corddry

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Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.