If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.