If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

Quote by Rob Corddry

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It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.