I get all of my comedy from CNN.

Quote by Rob Corddry

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If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.