I get all of my comedy from CNN.

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The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.