I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
Quote by Rob Corddry
Rob Corddry Quotes
I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...
It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
I don't feel like I even need to contribute.
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...
I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...
This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.
I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...
The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...
I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
I just want to do cool stuff.
I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.
I want to manufacture a feud.
Wow. I am really pretentious.
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....
Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.
Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...