I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
Quote by Rob Corddry
Rob Corddry Quotes
Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.
I have to stay true to myself.
I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...
People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...
I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...
I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.
You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...
I get all of my comedy from CNN.
I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...
This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.
I don't feel like I even need to contribute.
Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...
If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
I want to manufacture a feud.