I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
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Rob Corddry Quotes
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...
I want to manufacture a feud.
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...
I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....
I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...
I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
The head writer loves that my character is a boor.
I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.
This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.
Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...
I have to stay true to myself.
I don't feel like I even need to contribute.
I get all of my comedy from CNN.
If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...
Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...