I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

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This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.