I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

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Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...