I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

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I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.