I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

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If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...