I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

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I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...