I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

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I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.