I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

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Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.