I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

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Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.