I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

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I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.