I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

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I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...