I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

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It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of...

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.