I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

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Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as...

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

Wow. I am really pretentious.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not...