I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

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Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out...

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as...

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my...

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your...

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.

I have to stay true to myself.

I have to stay true to myself.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while....

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take...