If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

Quote by Satchel Paige

Topics: Food Quotes, Indigestion Quotes

I never rush myself. See, they can't start the game without me.

I never rush myself. See, they can't start the game without me.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down...

I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down...

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

Avoid running at all times.

Avoid running at all times.

The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to...

The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to...

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance...

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance...

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know...

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know...

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know...

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know...

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss...

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss...

My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat.

My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat.

If a man can beat you, walk him.

If a man can beat you, walk him.