That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are your name and date.

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When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable.

I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the...

I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the...

A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...

You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...

You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in...

That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

I had one of my good friends kicked out of college for domestic violence. He...

I had one of my good friends kicked out of college for domestic violence. He...

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.

Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on...

Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on...

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.

In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for...

College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.

College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly...

I never cut class. I loved getting As, I liked being smart. I liked being...

I never cut class. I loved getting As, I liked being smart. I liked being...