I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
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I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I...
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine...
I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom,...
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign...
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a...
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear...
Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.
Red meat is not bad for you
Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works,...
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you...
I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly...
You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will...
The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms...
I don't really think of myself as an actor.