I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
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I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.
I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom,...
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be...
Red meat is not bad for you
I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms...
In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me...
Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.
I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine...
The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will...
Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works,...
You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign...
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear...
Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I...