I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
Quote by Dylan Moran
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear...
I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you...
You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy,...
Dont clap Im not a jazz band for Christs sake.
Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works,...
We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly...
The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but...
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be...
Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine...
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a...
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
Red meat is not bad for you
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
The worst vice of the solitary is the worship of his food.
A Big Mac - the communion wafer of consumption