It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Quote by Will Rogers

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A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

I'd love to go to school, but every time I try I get a movie....

I'd love to go to school, but every time I try I get a movie....

School days are the unhappiest in the whole span if human existence. They are full...

School days are the unhappiest in the whole span if human existence. They are full...