Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Quote by Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
Lord, let me live until I die.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.