Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Quote by Will Rogers
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
Never miss a chance to shut up
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
All I know is what I read in the papers
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.
Lord, let me live until I die.
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...
It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least...