Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Quote by Will Rogers

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People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.